when im 18 im going to fucking walk into a video shop and be like OFFER ME YOUR PORNOGRAPHY and im going to eat cigarettes and bathe in alcohol and buy an entire sex shop and shoot myself in the face
I’m twenty-seven, and I got carded for buying Nightmare on Elm Street at Wal-Mart… and I got carded when I went to see the Fright Night remake. Apparently, I look like I’m still 16. I’m either unlucky or a vampire.
*runs around like Nic Cage*
#I’M A VAMPIRE!#I’M A VAMPIRE!#I’M A VAMPIRE!